Mateo wanted to determine if both his wife, Isabella and mistress were faithful to him.
So he decided to send them on the same cruise, then later question each one on the other`s behavior.
When his wife, Isabella, returned, he asked her about the people on the trip in general, then casually asked her about the specific behavior of the passenger he knew to be his mistress.
“She slept with nearly every man on the ship,” Isabella reported.
Disheartened Mateo then rendezvoused with his cheating mistress to ask her the same questions about his wife Isabella.
“She was a real lady,” his mistress said.
“How so?” encouraged Mateo asked.
“She came on board with her husband and never left his side.”
A married man was visiting his mistress when she requested that he shave his beard.
“Oh, James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face.”
James replied, “My wife loves this beard, I couldn’t possibly do it, she’d k*ll me!”
“Oh, please?” the girlfriend asked again, in a sexy little voice.
“Oh, really, I can’t,” he replies. “My wife loves this beard!”
The girlfriend asked once more, and he sighs and finally gives in. That night, James crawls into bed with his wife while she’s sleeping.
The wife is awakened somewhat, feels his face and replies, “Oh, Michael, you shouldn’t be here, my husband will be home soon.”
As a man grew a beard his wife said,
“That beard looks ugly.”
He replied, “I’m growing a beard to keep the girls away.”
She laughed, “There aren’t any girls around.”
“There,” he quipped, “it’s working already.”
