Monkey sees an Elephant climbing a banana tree.
Confused, the monkey calls out to the elephant, “Hey, elephant, why are you climbing that tree?”
Elephant says, “I’m going to eat a mango!”
Monkey responds, “But that isn’t a mango tree!”
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Elephant says, “Don’t worry about it, I brought my own.”
Three blondes were driving through the desert
Three blondes were driving through the desert
Three blondes are on a road trip. As they cross the desert, their car breaks down.
They don’t have a phone to call anyone, so they decide to walk to the nearest town several miles away. Each of them decides to do one thing to make the trip better
The first blonde takes the radio and says, “If we get bored, we can put the radio on and listen to music.”
The second blonde decides to take a wheel, “In case one of us gets really tired, we can go inside the wheel and be rolled.”
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The third blonde takes the car door, “In case it gets too hot, we can roll down the window!”
