Yesterday, My sister invited me to her house. We decided to have pizza for this dinner
She dispatched her ten-year-old son to pick up a pizza, my sister handed him money and a two-dollar coupon.
Later he came home with the pizza and the coupon.
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When asked to explain, he replied, “Mom, I had enough money. I didn’t need the coupon.”
A mother stops his son from shoving candy into his face
A boy is shoving candy into his face when his mom yells at him to stop.
“Don’t eat so much candy all at once!”
“Why?” the boy replied.
“If you eat too much candy, your stomach will get bigger, and bigger, and it will eventually explode!”
The boy is shocked by this image and immediately stops eating candy.
The next day, the boy and mom go to church together, and the boy sits down next to a very visibly pregnant woman.
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The boy looks at her stomach, then up to her face, and says, “I know what you’ve been doing.”
