Judge: Why do you want divorce?
Petitioner: My wife asks me to peel off garlic, cut onions, wash utensils.
Judge: What’s the problem in this? Just warm up the Garlic, it will be easy to peel it. Before cutting Onions just chill them in the refrigerator and then while cutting them the eyes won’t burn. Before washing utensils just immerse them in water tub for 10 minutes, they can be easily washed
Before washing clothes in Surf, soak them in water for half an hour , all the stains will go away and even hands won’t get tired.
Petitioner: Understood Your honour
Please return my petition.
Judge: What have you understood?
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Petitioner: That your condition is worse than mine
Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb.
Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb.
One of them decides to call 911:
Blonde: We need help. We’re three blondes changing a light bulb.
Operator: Hmmmmm. Do you put in a fresh bulb?
Blonde: Yes.
Operator: The power in the house in on?
Blonde: Of course.
Operator: And the switch is on?
Blonde: Yes, yes.
Operator: And the bulb still won’t light up?
Blonde: No, it’s working fine.
Operator: Then what’s the problem?
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Blonde: We got dizzy spinning the ladder around and around.
