A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, “How was I born?”
“Well honey…” said the slightly prudish mother, “the stork brought you to us.”
“Oh,” said the boy, “and how did you and daddy get born?”
“Oh, the stork brought us too.” “Well how were grandpa and grandma born?” the boy persisted.
“Well darling, the stork brought them too!” said the mother, by now starting to squirm a little.
Several days later, the boy handed in his paper to the teacher who read with confusion the opening sentence:
“This report has been very difficult to write due to the fact that there hasn’t been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations.”
Two men are chatting.
_ My son asked me: ‘Daddy, where do children come from?’
_ It’s not a big deal… Today kids are interested in that matter on the early years.
_ Yeah men, but the real issue here is that my son is… married… for five years!
Teacher: How old is your father?
Johnny: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Little Johnny: He became father only after I was born.
A little girl asked her mother, “How did the human race appear?”
The mother answered, “God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made.”
Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.
The father answered, “Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.”
The confused girl returned to her mother and said, “Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?”
The mother answered, “Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.”
