A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her pink sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver’s license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated
“What does it look like” she finally asked.
The policewoman replied, “It’s square and it has your picture on it”.
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it, and handed it over to the policewoman. “Here it is,” she said.
The blonde policewoman looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, “OK you can go. I didn’t realize you were a cop…”
A good advice
An old guy was working out in the gym when he spotted an attractive young lady.
He asked a nearby trainer, “What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?”
The trainer looked him up and down and said, “I would try the ATM in the lobby.”