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One day, a blonde was driving her car when she collided with a truck.

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck’s driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield. This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what’s so funny.



The blonde giggles and replies, “When you weren’t looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!”

Little Billy asked his mother to give him $20

“Hey, Mom?” asked Little Billy, “Can you give me $20?”

“Certainly not,” She replied.

“If you do,” he went on, “I’ll tell you what Dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop.”

His mother’s ears perked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money. “Well? What did he say?”



“He said, ‘Hey Maria, could you make sure I’ve got clean socks tomorrow.'”


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