Paul wakes up groggy and disoriented after his company’s Christmas party.
He can barely remember how he got home, and his pounding headache isn’t making things any easier.
As he tries to open his eyes, he notices a glass of water, two aspirins, and a single red rose on his nightstand.
His clothes are neatly folded, and the room is spotless.
In the bathroom, he notices he has a black eye, and his wife has left him a note in the mirror.
“Darling, breakfast is on the stove. I left early to pick up groceries for your favorite dinner tonight. I love you!”
In the kitchen, a full breakfast is waiting, and his son is already at the table.
Paul asks his son, “What happened last night?”
“Well, you got home super late, totally drunk, and made a mess. You tripped over the coffee table, broke it, and smashed into the door, giving yourself that black eye.”
Confused, Paul stammers, “Then why is everything so perfect this morning?”
His son shrugs, “Oh, that’s easy. When Mum tried to take off your pants, you yelled, ‘Leave me alone! I’m married!'”
Let’s keep it going with a military twist on Christmas wishes. Sometimes, what you ask for isn’t exactly what you get, especially when you’re stationed away from home. This one’s for anyone who knows the struggles of life in uniform during the holidays.
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When Husbands Get Too Clever
One evening, a husband—feeling a little too confident for his own good—decided to tease his wife.
“Maybe we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast,” he chuckled.
“Could take a few inches off your backside!”
Cue the awkward silence.
His wife, however, was not one to let such comments go unanswered.
The next morning, as the husband reached into his drawer for a fresh pair of underwear, a mysterious puff of powder burst into the air.
He coughed and blinked. “What the heck?!”
“APRIL!” he called out, holding the underwear at arm’s length. “Why is there talcum powder in my boxers?!”
From the bathroom, his wife called back sweetly: “Oh, honey… that’s not talcum powder. It’s Miracle-Gro.”
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