Rabbit is riding his new bicycle, when he meets a bear. Bear clearly drunk:
“Hey rabbit, where did you get a new bicycle?”
“I don’t drink, I save money, and I can afford a bicycle.”
After some time rabbit has a new motorbike and as he is taking it for a drive, he meets beer again, who is as usual totally drunk:
“Hey rabbit, where did you get the new motorbike?”
“I don’t drink, I save money, and I can afford a motorbike.”
After some time rabbit sees ferrari closing in. The Ferrari stops next to the rabbit and wouldn’t you believe it? The bear is driving. So surprised rabbit asks:
“Hey bear, how did you afford a new Ferrari? Did you stop drinking?”
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“Nah, I returned beer bottles.”
A bum asked a man to give him $2 for dinner
A man was walking in the city when he was accosted by a particular bum who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted two dollars, and asked, “If I gave you this money, will you take it and buy whiskey?”
“No, I stopped drinking years ago,” the bum said.
“Will you use it to gamble?”
“I don’t gamble. I need everything I can get just to stay alive.”
“Will you spend the money on golf?”
“I haven’t played golf in 20 years!”
The man said, “Instead of giving you $2, I’m going to take you to my home for a dinner cooked by my wife.”
The bum was surprised. “Won’t your wife be angry with you for bringing me to your home? I know I’m dirty, and I probably smell pretty bad.”
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The man replied, “That’s okay. I just want her to see what a man who’s given up drinking, gambling, and golf looks like.”
LoLLLL, did you laugh? did you read this joke before?
