Revenge of the Blonde
A blonde woman was sick and tired of all the unfair jokes about blondes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals.
Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes.
I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all of the state capitals.”
One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital of Texas?”
“T!” she answered.
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A blonde and her husband listening to the neighbor’s dog Barking
A Blonde and his husband are lying in bed listening to the next-door neighbor’s dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours.
The blonde jumps up out of bed and says,
“I’ve had enough of this.”
She goes downstairs then comes back up to bed and said.
“The dog is still barking, what have you been doing?”
The blonde says,
“I put the dog in our backyard… let’s see how THEY like all the barking!”
