Right vs Wrong
A Sunday school teacher was teaching her class about the difference between right and wrong.
“All right children, let’s take another example,” she said. “If I were to get into a man’s pocket and take his wallet with all his money, what would I be?”
Little Johnny raises his hand, and with a confident smile, he blurts out:
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Two blondes wanted to open the car locked
Two blondes wanted to open the car locked
Two blondes were shopping at the mall.
When they were done they went to their car, a fantastic convertible with leather upholstery, but found they had the keys locked in the car.
So they both kinds of stood there and thought for a while. Then one of the girls had the brilliant idea of opening the car with a hanger, so she started playing with the lock.
The other blonde looked up at the sky, became very worried, and pleaded, “Hurry, hurry! It’s going to rain and we left the top down!”
