The teacher asked little Johnny a question…
Teacher: “If I gave you two cats and another two cats and then another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven!”
Teacher: “No no, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats, and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.”
The teacher rubs her temples and takes a deep breath.
Teacher: “Come on Johnny, you’re better than this. Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples, and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Six.”
Teacher: “Good. Now, if I gave you two cats and another two cats, and then another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven!”
Teacher: “Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!?”
Johnny: “Because I’ve already got a freaking cat!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
A teacher tries some reverse psychology
A new teacher tries some reverse psychology on her students.
“Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!”
After a few seconds, Gemma stands.
“Do you think you’re stupid, Gemma?” the teacher asks.
“No, ma’am,” says Gemma. “But I hate to see you standing there all by yourself.”
LOL!!
