Doctor: “I’ve got some bad news and some really bad news. The bad news is you only have a week to live.”
Patient: “What could be worse news than that?”
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Doctor: “I’ve been trying to contact you for the last 6 days.”
Two blonde friends were going on a trip to Florida.
Two blonde friends were going on a trip to Florida to meet their friends and they were late.
When they met together, the friend asked: ‘what happened?????”
A blonde said:
“A neighbor told them that they’d be fine as long as they paid attention to the road signs along the way.
They’d driven just 30 miles when they saw one that read “Clean Restrooms Ahead.”
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Two months later they arrived in Florida exhausted, having used up 86 bottles of Windex, 267 rolls of paper towels, and three cases of toilet-bowl cleaner. Total restrooms cleaned: 450.
