Laura’s dishwasher stopped working, so she called a repairman.
Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, “I’ll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I’ll mail you a check.”
“Oh, by the way, don’t worry about my bulldog, Bob. He won’t bother you. But whatever you do, NEVER talk to my parrot under ANY circumstances! I repeat, don’t talk to my parrot!”
When the repairman arrived at Laura’s apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest-looking bulldog he had ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.
The parrot, however, drove him crazy all the time with his incessant yelling, cursing, and name-calling. Finally, the repairman couldn’t contain himself any longer and yelled, “Shut up you stupid, ugly bird!”
To which the parrot replied, “Get him, Bob!”
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A Dog Walks Into A Butcher Shop.
A dog walks into a butcher shop.
The butcher asks, “What do you want?”
The dog points to the steak in a glass case.
“How many pounds?” The dog barks twice.
“Anything else?” The dog points to some pork chops and barks four times.
So the butcher wraps up a two-pound steak and four pork chops and places the bag in the dog’s mouth.
He then takes money from a purse tied around the dog’s neck and sees him out.
A customer, who has been watching in amazement, follows the dog to a house several blocks away, where it rings the doorbell to be let in.
As the owner appears at the door, the customer says, “What a remarkable dog!”
“Remarkable?” snorts the owner.
“This is the second time this week he’s forgotten his keys.”
LOL!!
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