The teacher brings two buckets to class, one filled with water and the other filled with beer.
Then he brings a donkey to drink.
The donkey smells the two buckets and decides to drink some water.
He then asked his students what they have learned from the lesson.
Little Johnny raises his hand.
Teacher: Tell them, my boy.
Little Johnny: I learned that a person who does not drink alcohol is a donkey..!!
Teacher: OMG!!
LOL!!
A 6th-grade teacher posed the following problem to her arithmetic class
A 6th-grade teacher posed the following problem to one of her arithmetic classes:
“A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go to his wife, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-sixth to his butler, and the rest to charity. Now, what does each get?”
After a very long silence in the classroom, one little boy raised his hand.
With complete sincerity in his voice, answered, “A lawyer!”
LOL!!
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