Mrs. Parks, a 6th-grade science teacher, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?”
No one answered until Little Marry stood up and said, “You shouldn’t be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!” ”
Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked again, “Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?”
Little Marry’s mouth fell open.
Then she said to those around her, “Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!”
The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, “Anyone?
Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, “The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.”
“Very good, Billy,” Mrs. Parks said, then turned to Little Marry and continued.
“As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:
“One, you have a dirty mind.
“Second, you didn’t read your homework.
“And third, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
Teacher Was Giving A Lesson.
Johnny’s teacher was giving a lesson on developing logical thinking.
“This is the scene,” said the teacher.
“A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river and fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help. His wife hears the commotion, knows he can’t swim, and runs down to the bank.”
Why do you think she ran to the bank?
Johnny raised his hand and asked, “To draw out all his savings?”
LOL!!!
