A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:
Man: What’s the problem officer?
Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.
Man: No sir, I was going 65.
Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Cop: I’m also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.
Man: Broken tail light? I didn’t know about a broken tail light!
Wife: Oh Harry, you’ve known about that tail light for weeks.
(Man gives his wife a d*rty look.)
Cop: I’m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.
Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.
Man: Shut your mouth, woman!
Cop: Ma’am, does your husband always talk to you this way?
Wife: No, only when he’s drunk.
A Blonde Won A Game Show
A Brunette, Redhead, and Blonde entered into a game show. The host explained the rules, “i will tell a joke for an hour and if you don’t laugh at the end you’ll get $ 5,000! ”
The host starts and after 15 minutes the redhead is out.
He continues and after 40 minutes the brunette is out.
When the clock strikes 59 minutes, he gives up making the blonde laugh. Suddenly the blonde laughs “Why are you cracking up now, all you had was one more minute to win the prize and I didn’t even tell a joke now?” He asks.
She replies, “I know, but I just got the first joke!”
