MAN: Have you finished ironing my silk shirt?
BUTLER: Yes, sir.
MAN: Then please bring it here. I have to get dressed!
BUTLER: Sir, I was ironing and someone knocked on the door. I went to open it and when I came back I could smell something burning…
MAN: Don’t tell me you’ve burnt my shirt!
BUTLER: I… yes, I did.
MAN: Oh, no! Fortunately, I have another silk shirt in the cupboard.
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BUTLER: I know that, sir. That’s why I cut it up and patched up the one I burnt!
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My little daughter announced that a boy had kissed her.
My second grade announced at the dinner table that after school a boy in her class had kissed her.
Trying to stay cool her mother asked, “How did that happen?”
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Our daughter said, “It wasn’t easy, I needed three other girls to help hold him on the ground.”
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