The class was told to paint a picture of cows grazing in a meadow.
Soon, Little Johnny lifts a hand that he’s finished and shows the teacher a blank sheet of paper.
“But Johnny, you didn’t paint anything on it?” says the teacher.
…
..
.
“Well, the cows have eaten all the grass and since there was no grass left, they just went away.”
Three rough-looking bikers stomp into a truck stop
Three rough-looking bikers stomp into a truck stop where an old-timer is having breakfast.
One of the bikers extinguishes his cigarette in the old guy’s pancakes.
The second biker spits a wad of chewing tobacco into his coffee.
The third biker dumps the whole plate onto the floor.
Without a word of protest, the old guy pays his bill and leaves.
“Not much of a man, was he?” says one of the bikers.
…
..
.
“Not much of a driver, either,” says the waitress. “He just backed his truck over three motorcycles.”
