The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient.
“This is good news.
It is very unusual, but we have two donors to choose from for your new heart.” The patient is pleased.
He asks, “What were their jobs?”
“One was a teacher and the other was an accountant.” “I’ll take the accountant’s heart,” says the patient.
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“I want one that hasn’t been used.”
A blonde walks into an appliance store
A blonde walks into an appliance store, approach the man behind the counter, and says “I’d like that TV please.”
The cashier replies “Sorry, we don’t serve blondes.”
The next day, she woke up, filled her hair with charcoal, went to the same store, and asked the same man for the same TV. “Sorry, we don’t serve blondes here.”
The next day, she got up, went to the hair salon, get her hair dyed red, and went to the same store and asked for the SAME THING.
The cashier responded, “Why do you keep coming back if you know we don’t serve blondes?”
At this point the blonde was furious. “How the hell do you know I’m blonde?”.
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The cashier looked her straight eye, and explained, “That’s not a TV, that’s a microwave oven.”
