The teacher asked little Johnny a question…
Teacher: “If I gave you two cats and another two cats and then another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven!”
Teacher: “No, no, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats, and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.”
The teacher rubs her temples and takes a deep breath.
Teacher: “Come on, Johnny, you’re better than this. Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples, and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Six.”
Teacher: “Good. Now, if I gave you two cats and another two cats, and then another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven!”
Teacher: “Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?”
Johnny: “Because I’ve already got a freaking cat!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
Little Johnny learns to spell the word “Elephant”
Teacher: “Little Johnny, how do you spell “elephant”?”
Little Johnny: “E-L-E-F-A-N-T”
Teacher: “No Johnny, that is incorrect.”
Johnny: “Maybe it is wrong Miss but you asked how I spell it.”
The teacher was asking the end of the day question
The teacher was asking the end-of-the-day question that she asks every Friday.
If the student got it right they would not have to go to school on Monday.
Little Johnny Was determined to answer correctly.
So he painted two black marbles and rolled them to the teacher’s feet.
Suddenly she Shouted out, “Who’s the comedian with the black balls?”.
Johnny shouted out, “Bill Cosby, see ya on Tuesday suckas!”
