The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names:
Tender one
Amazing one
Lady of my dreams
She called the Tender One and his mother answered.
Then she called the Amazing One and his sister answered!
When she dialed the third number her phone rang!!!!
She cried until her eyes were swollen because she had doubted her innocent husband, so she gave him her whole month’s salary to make up for it.
The husband took all the money and bought a gift for his girlfriend, whose name was saved as “Gafoor The Mechanic.”
LOL!!
A wife accused her husband of cheating
One morning, a man was quietly reading his newspaper when his wife crept up behind him and whacked him on the back of his head.
Shocked, the man asked, “What was that for?”
The wife replied, “What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Mary written on it?”
“Oh honey, remember when I went to the horse races two weeks ago? “Mary was the name of one of the horses I bet on,” the man replied.
The wife looked satisfied and apologized before kissing him and walking away.
Three days later he was sitting in his chair reading again when the wife returned.
This time she slapped him across the face.
The man held his cheek and asked, “What was that for this time?”
The wife answered, “Your horse called.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
