There was once a farmer who grew watermelons.
He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon field at night and eat his watermelons.
After some thought, he came up with a clever idea that would scare the kids away.
He made up a sign and posted it in the field.
The next night, the kids showed up and saw the sign that read: “Warning! One of the watermelons in this field has been injected with cyanide.”
The children ran, made their sign, and hung it next to the farmer’s sign.
When the farmer returned, he surveyed the field.
He noticed that no watermelons were missing, but the sign next to him read: “Now there are two!”
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An Old Man Is Selling Watermelons.
An old man is selling watermelons.
Its price list is 1 for $3 and 3 for $10.
A young man walks by and asks for a watermelon. “That’d be 3 dollars”, says the old man.
The young man then buys another one, and another one, paying $3 for each.
As the young man walks away, he turns around, smiles, and says, “Hey old man, do you realize I just bought three watermelons for only $9? Maybe business is not your thing.”
The old man smiles and mumbles to himself, “People are funny. Every time they buy three watermelons instead of one, yet they keep trying to teach me how to do business…”
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