There was a young fellow who was quite inventive and was always trying out new things.
One day he thought he’d see just how fast a bicycle could go before it became uncontrollable.
He asked his friend, who owned an old Chevelle if he could tie his bike to the bumper of his car to test his theory. His friend said, “Sure.”
So the young man tied his bike to the back of the car and said to his friend:
“I’ll ring my bike bell once if I want you to go faster, twice if I want you to maintain speed, and repeatedly if I want you to slow down.”
With that, off they went. Things were going pretty well, with the car driver slowly speeding up to well over 60 mph.
The young fellow on the bike was handling the speed just fine.
But, all of sudden, an orange Camaro came up beside them and before you knew it, the fellow driving the Mustang forgot all about the fellow on the bike and took to drag racing the Chevelle.
A little further down the road sat Officer John in his police cruiser, radar gun at the ready.
He heard the two cars before his radar flashed 105 mph
He called into headquarters on his radio: “Hey, you guys aren’t going to believe this, but there’s a Camaro and a Chevelle racing out here on Highway 3, and there’s a guy on a bike ringing his bell and waving his arms trying to pass them!”
A young man with a stutter sells Bibles.
A young man was inspired to help out with his church’s fundraiser.
He asked the preacher if he could participate in the door-to-door selling of bibles.
The preacher agreed, but knowing the young man had a bad stutter, he only gave him 3 Bibles to sell.
The following day the young man returned asking for more.
The preacher gave him another 5 bibles.
The following day the preacher gave him another 10.
By the end of the week, the young man broke the church’s record for the highest number of bibles sales in one week.
The preacher believed that divine intervention had occurred
He was dumbfounded and had to know the young man’s secret.
So the preacher asked the young man how he was able to sell so many bibles in such a short amount of time.
The young man smiled and said,
“I asked th-th-them if th-th-they wanted to b-b-buy a bible or have m-m-me read it to th-th-them.”
