Three Dinosaurs Stumble Across A Magic Lamp.
Three dinosaurs stumble across a magic lamp. They rub it, and a dino-genie appears.
“I have three wishes, so I’ll give one to each of you,” the genie announces.
The first dinosaur thinks hard. “Alright,” he says, “I’ll have a big, juicy, piece of meat.” Instantly, the biggest, juiciest piece of meat he’d ever seen appears in front of him.
Not to be outdone, the second dinosaur thinks even harder. “I know! I’ll have a shower of meat!” Immediately, huge pieces of meat rain down around him.
The third dinosaur, certainly not to be outdone, thinks harder than the previous dinosaurs. “I’ve got it!” he cries, “I want a MEATIER shower!”
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Little Johnny comes downstairs crying.
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Two guys are in a bar.
Husband And Wife Go Christmas Shopping
One day, a couple Go to shopping. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing. She phoned him
The wife said, ” Where are you, you know we have lots to do?!”
He said, “Do you remember the jewelers we went to about 10 years ago and you fell in love with this diamond necklace? I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?”
Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all choked up.
“Yes, I do remember that shop….” she replied.
“Well, I am in the bar next to that.”
