Husband to Wife: “Today is a fine day.”
The next day he says: “Today is a fine day.”
Again, the next day, he says the same thing: “Today is a fine day.”
Finally, after a week, the wife can’t take it anymore and asks her husband: “For the last week, you have said, ‘Today is a fine day.‘ I am fed up. What’s the matter?”
Husband:- Last week we argued, and you said, ”I will leave you one fine day.” I was trying to remind you.
Husband sent a text to his wife
Husband sent a text to his wife at night, “Hi Honey! I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return.”
After a while, he sent another text, “And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I’m getting you a new car.”
She texts back, “OMG really?”
Husband replied, “No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message.”
LOL!!
A Jealous Husband
A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on his wife’s movements.
The husband wanted more than a written report; He wanted a video of his wife’s activities.
A week later, the detective returned with a video.
They sat down together to watch it.
Even though the quality was less than professional, the man saw his wife meeting another man!
He saw the two of them laughing in the park. He saw them enjoying themselves at an outdoor cafe. He saw them dancing in a dimly lit nightclub. He saw the man and his wife participate in a dozen activities with the greatest joy.
“I just can’t believe this,” said the distraught husband.
The detective said, “What’s not to believe? It’s right up there on the screen!”
The husband replied, “I can’t believe my wife could be so much fun!”
LOL!!
