Two blondes are working at a warehouse.
One blonde, tired of working, says to the other: “Watch this, I’m going to act crazy so that the boss will send me home.”
She climbs up the racking and hangs from the rafters yelling, “I’M A LIGHTBULB, I’M A LIGHTBULB, I’M A LIGHTBULB!!”
“What are you doing?! Get down from there and GO HOME!” shouts the boss.
The second blonde picks up her tool bag and heads towards the door.
“Where in the HELL do you think you’re going??” the boss exclaims.
“What? I can’t be expected to work in the dark!”
LOL!! A dumb joke is still a good funny joke!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego.
A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down.
The man went to the car and asked, “Are you going to San Diego?”
“Sure,” the blonde replied, “do you need a lift?”
“Not for me. I’m going to spend the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I have got two monkeys in the back that have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They’re a little stressed out, so I don’t want to keep them on the road all day. Don’t keep them out all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I’ll give you $100 for your trouble.”
“I would be happy to,” said the blonde.
So the two monkeys were ushered into the back seat of the blonde’s car and carefully strapped into their seat belts, and off they went.
Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when he was suddenly horrified! There was the blonde walking down the street holding hands with the two monkeys, much to the amusement of a big crowd.
With a screech of brakes, he pulled off the road and ran towards the blond. “What are you doing here?” He asked, “I gave you $100 to take these monkeys to the zoo.”
“Yeah, I know you did,” the blonde said. “But we still had money left over so now we’re going to Sea World.”
LOL!!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
