Two blondes, Jane and Sarah, were deep in a philosophical argument.
“Since you’re so damned smart,” Sarah says, “Answer this question: why is it that when a slice of buttered bread falls to the ground, it’s bound to fall on the buttered side?”
Jane snorts, “It doesn’t always land on the buttered side. Here, I’ll prove it.” She gets out the loaf of bread from the cupboard. Out comes the butter from the fridge. She generously butters the bread. Then she drops it. Butter side up.
“Ha-ha! See?!”
“You think you’re so smart. You just buttered the wrong side of the bread!”
LOL!!
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A blonde was driving down a highway
A blonde was driving down a highway and suddenly a policeman sitting on the roadside turns on him flashing red lights.
The blonde saw the red lights pull over to the side of the road and waits for the cop.
When the cop gets there he says to the blonde, “Lady, you were doing 43 miles per hour in a 30-mile an hour zone.”
The blonde says, “No I wasn’t. The sign back there said 43.”
To this, the cop snaps back, “Lady, look… that was a highway number sign, this is Highway 43, and you’re going 43 miles an hour in a 30-mile-an-hour zone.”
The blonde repeats her story again claiming she was not speeding.
The cop scratches his head and returns to his car to ask his bald partner what he should do.
After telling the story to his bald partner, his partner says, “Bill, you better give her a ticket. The 401 is just up ahead and then we’ll never catch her.”
LOL!!
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