Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony.
“Help, help!” yells one of the blondes.
“Help us, help us!” yells the other.
“Maybe it would help if we yelled together,” said the first blonde.
“Good idea,” said the other.
…
..
.
“Together, together!”
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, “What’s the story?”
He replies, “Just crap in the carburetor”
…
..
.
She asks, “How often do I have to do that?”
Comment your answer below 👇
