Two blondes are walking down the street noticing a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up.
She opens it, looks in the mirror, and says, “Hmm, this person looks familiar.”
The second blonde says, “Here, let me see!” So the first blonde hands her the compact.
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The second one looks in the mirror and says, “You dummy, it’s me!”
A blonde and her husband listening to the neighbor’s dog Barking
A Blonde and his husband are lying in bed listening to the next-door neighbor’s dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours.
The blonde jumps up out of bed and says,
“I’ve had enough of this.”
She goes downstairs then comes back up to the bed and said.
“The dog is still barking, what have you been doing?”
The blonde says,
“I put the dog in our backyard… let’s see how THEY like all the barking!”
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