Two cowboys come upon a man lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, “You see that man?”
“Yeah,” says the other cowboy.
“Look,” says the first one, “he’s listening to the ground. He can hear things for miles in any direction. It’s amazing!!!”
Just then the man looks up. “Covered wagon,” he says, “about two miles away. Have two horses, one brown, one white. Man, woman, child, household effects in wagon.”
“Incredible!” says the cowboy to his friend. “This man knows how far away they are, how many horses, what color they are, who is in the wagon, and what is in the wagon. Amazing!”
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The man looks up and says, “Ran over me about a half hour ago.”
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Two blondes wanted to open the car lock
Two blondes wanted to open the car lock
Two blondes were shopping at the mall.
When they were done they went to their car, a fantastic convertible with leather upholstery, but found they had the keys locked in the car.
So they both kinds of stood there and thought for a while. Then one of the girls had the brilliant idea of opening the car with a hanger, so she started playing with the lock.
The other blonde looked up at the sky, became very worried, and pleaded, “Hurry, hurry! It’s going to rain and we left the top down!”
