A couple of elderly men were venting their frustrations about the woes of modern technology.
“I just can’t ever seem to remember my darn passwords,” grumbled one of them.
The other one smiled. “Oh really? I can never forget mine!”
“How do you manage it?” asked the first guy curiously.
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“Well, I simply set all my passwords to ‘Incorrect’ so that whenever I’m told that my password is incorrect, I’ll remember it!”
A boy reads a restaurant sign that advertised fat-free free French fries.
A boy reads a restaurant sign that advertised fat-free free French fries.
“Sounds great!” said the health-conscious boy, as he ordered some.
He watched as the cook pulled a basket of fries from the fryer. The potatoes were dripping with oil when the cook put them in the box.
“Wait a minute, those don’t look fat-free!”
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“They sure are,” the cook said. “We only charge for the potatoes, the fat is free.”
