Two elderly men were talking about the woes of modern technology. “I just can’t ever seem to remember my darn password.
The other one smiled. “Oh really? I can never forget mine!”
“How do you manage it?” asked the first guy curiously.
“Well, I simply set all my passwords to ‘Incorrect’ so that whenever I’m told that my password is incorrect, I’ll remember it!”
A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning
A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.
The blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment, and said,
“How should I know, that’s 200 miles from here!” and hung up.
Curious, the husband said, “Who was that?”
And his lovely wife replies, “I don’t have any idea who it was. It was some stupid woman wanting to know “if the coast is clear.”