Two guys are fishing on a lake outside the city.
Suddenly, one of them hooks an old bottle and hauls it in.
As he is rubbing it to clean it up, a genie pops out. “I will grant you a wish for releasing me, you can wish everything you want”.
The man thinks for a minute, then says, “Turn the whole lake into beer.”
POOF! The genie is gone and the entire lake has become ice cold brew.
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His buddy looks around and shakes his head. “Way to go, stupid…now we got to pee in the boat!”
A Snake and a Fisherman
Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait.
Just then he happened to see a little snake passing by who had caught a worm.
The fisherman snatched up the snake and robbed him of his worm.
Feeling sorry for the little snake with no lunch, he snatched him up again and poured a little beer down his throat.
Then he went about his fishing.
An hour or so later the fisherman felt a tug at his pant leg.
Looking down, he saw the same snake with three more worms in his mouth…
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