Two guys from Michigan d.ie and wake up in hell.
The next day, the devil stops to check on them and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens, and bomber hats, warming themselves around the fire.
The devil asks them, “What are you doing? Isn’t it hot enough for you?”
The two guys reply, “Well, you know, we’re from Michigan, the land of ice, snow, and cold. We’re just happy for a chance to warm up a bit.”
The devil decides that these two aren’t miserable enough and raises the heat. The next morning, he stops by again and there they are, still dressed in their parkas, mittens, and hats.
The devil asks them again, “It’s hot down here, can’t you guys feel that?”
Again, the guys reply, “Well, like we told you yesterday, we’re from Michigan, the land of ice and snow and cold. We’re just happy to warm up a little bit, you know.”
The devil gets a little steamed up and he decides to fix the two guys. He cranks the heat up as high as it will go. The people are wailing and screaming everywhere. He stops by the room with the two guys from Michigan and finds them in light jackets and hats, grilling sausage and drinking beer.
The devil is astonished. “Everyone down here is in abject misery, and you seem to be enjoying yourselves.”
The two Michiganders reply, “Well, ya know, we don’t get too much warm weather up there in Michigan, we’ve just got to have a cookout when the weather is this nice.”
The devil is furious, he can hardly see straight. Finally, he comes up with an answer. These two love the heat because they have been cold all their lives. He decides to turn all the heat in hell off.
The next morning, the temperature is below zero, icicles are hanging everywhere, and the people are shivering so badly, that they are unable to wail, moan, or gnash their teeth. The devil smiles and heads for the room with the 2 Michiganders. He finds them back in their parkas, mittens, and hats. They are jumping up and down and cheering.
The devil was dumbfounded. “I don’t understand. When I turn the heat up, you’re happy. Now it’s cold, and you’re happy. What is wrong with you two?”
The Michiganders look at the devil in surprise. “Well, don’t ya know – if hell froze over, that must mean. The Lions won the Super Bowl!”
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A man from Texas goes to Toronto for a vacation.
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.
He grabs a cab at the airport and says he’s going to The Royal York Hotel.
The Cabby heads downtown on his way he passes Queens Park.
“What’s that?” says the Texan.
“Oh! That’s Queens Park,” says the Cabby. It’s our Provincial Government; it’s like your State Government.
Those buildings are almost 200 years old, and they are quite big.”
“Oh! We have buildings much older than that and at least twice as large,” says the Texan.
They continue along and past First Canadian Place.
“Holy cow,” says the Texan, “What’s that?”
“Why, that’s First Canadian Place; it’s the biggest office complex in the country,” says the Cabby. “It took almost 4 years to build.”
“Really,” says the Texan, “Why in Houston they have buildings twice that big, and built in less than 1/2 the time.”
They continue on the way, the cabby a little miffed at the bragging, when they drive past the CN Tower.
Now the Texan has his head out the window looking up at the 1850′ tower and rotating restaurant at 1300.
“Holy Crap!” says the Texan
“What in God’s name is that? How long did it take to build that!”
The Cabby nonchalantly glances out the window and says,
“Heck if I know; it wasn’t there yesterday!”
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