Two guys walk into a bar.

Two guys walk into a bar.

They look to the right and see a doctor, a priest, and a Rabbi.

They look ahead and see a blonde, a brunette, and a red head.

They look to the left and see a genie, a chicken, and a salesman.

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One of the guys turns to the other, “Lets get out of here. This place is a joke.”

A blonde girl named her new dogs

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.

The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.

Her friend said, “Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?”

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“Isn’t it obvious?” the second blonde responded. “They watch dogs!”