Two Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning

Two Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning.

“You know,” said the first friend, “I can always tell who the golfers are in church.”

“How’s that?” asked his friend.

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“It’s easy,” he said. “Just look at who is praying with an interlocking grip.”

Little Johnny wants to be a policeman

Teacher: “What do you want to be when you grow up?”

Johnny: “I want to follow in my father’s footsteps and be a policeman.”

Teacher: “I didn’t know your father was a policeman.”

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Johnny: “He isn’t. He’s a burglar.”