Two old women are discussing the disgusting habits of their husbands.
“Even after all these years, my husband will not stop biting his nails,” the first woman explains.
“My husband had the same habit,” the second woman explained, “but I fixed that.
“How can?”
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“I just hid his teeth.”
An elephant and a turtle.
An elephant was drinking at a watering hole when a turtle approached.
The elephant looked at the turtle for a minute and then gave it a swift kick. The turtle flew through the air and landed several hundred feet away.
A zebra standing close by asking, “Why did you kick that turtle?”
“Well,” the elephant replied, “That turtle was the one that bit me almost fifty years ago.”
“And you remembered him after all these years? Boy, you sure do have a good memory.”
The elephant looked at the zebra for a minute and said,
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“I have turtle recall.”
