Two secretaries were talking about their work.
“I hate filing,” said one. “No matter how careful I am, I can never find the papers I’m looking for. I forget where I have filed them.”
“I used to have that problem too, but no more,” her blonde friend said.
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“Now I make 26 copies of everything I type and file one under each letter of the alphabet. That way, I can’t miss it!”
Two guys are out hiking seeing a bear running towards them
Two guys are out hiking. All of a sudden, at a distance, they see a hungry-looking bear running towards them.
They look around but there’s nothing to climb. The first guy gets his sneakers out of his knapsack and starts putting them on.
“What are you doing?” asks the second guy in panic.
“I figure I’ll make a run for it.”
“Are you crazy? You can’t outrun a bear!”
“I don’t have to outrun the bear.” Says the first hiker, “I just need to outrun YOU.”
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