Two tomatoes were walking down the street.

Two tomatoes were walking down the street.

They decided to cross the road.

On the way over, one of the tomatoes got squished by a car.

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The other yelled, “Come on, ketchup!”

A blonde was taking a tour of a national park not long ago.

A blonde was taking a tour of a national park not long ago.

The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area.
The blonde exclaimed,

“Wow! I can’t believe the dinosaurs would come this close to the highway!”