Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. Here is their dialogue:
Blonde One: I can’t seem to get this door unlocked!
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Blonde Two: Well, you’d better hurry up and try harder! it’s starting to rain, and the top is down!
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A teacher asked a student why his feet didn’t turn red
A teacher was giving a lesson on blood circulation. Trying to make the matter clearer,
he said “Now, students, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would rush into it, and I should turn red in the face.”
“Yes, sir.” the boys
“Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position, my feet don’t turn red from blood?”
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Little Johnny shouted, “It’s because your feet aren’t empty.”
