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What if…

Girl: What if a boy hugs me?

Mom: Say Don’t

Girl: What if he kisses me?

Mom: Say stop.

The next day when the girl goes to school her boyfriend hugs and kisses her well so she says as her mother told her to do and she quickly said DON’T STOP!…

Miss Jones had been giving her second-grade students a lesson on science.

She had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron.

Now it was question time, and she asked, “My name begins with the letter ‘M’ and I pick up things. What am I?”

A little boy on the front row proudly said, “You’re a mother!”

Dentist Office Wake Up

A two-year olg gir, Sally was with her mother while her older sister was being examined by a dentist.

Sally kept herself busy playing with toys in the waiting room until she noticed that her mom was resting, her eyes closed.

With about six other patients waiting, Sally marched up to her mother, looked her straight in the face and shook her shoulder.

“Mommy,” she yelled, “Wake up! This is not church!”


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