“Dad, where did I come from?” asks this 10-year-old.
The father was shocked that a 10-year-old would be asking that question.
He was hoping to wait a few more years before he would have to explain the facts of life, but he figured it was better a few years early than a few days too late, so, for the next two hours he explained everything to his son.
When he finished, he asked his son what prompted his question to which his son replied: “I was talking to the new kid across the street and he said he came from Ohio, so I was just wondering where I came from.”
A child asked his father, “How were people born?”
A child asked his father, “How were people born?”
So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, and then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.”
Then the child asked his mother the same question, and she told him, “We were monkeys then and we evolved to become like we are now.”
The child ran back to his father and said, “You lied to me!”
His father replied, “No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.”
LOL!!
