A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, “Where is Jesus today?”
Steven raises his hand and says, “He’s in Heaven.”
Mary answers, “He’s in my heart.”
Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, “He’s in our bathroom!”
The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this.
“Well,” Little Johnny says, “every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells ‘Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!'”
LOL!!
Little Johnny’s Gift To His Teacher
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought gifts to their teacher.
The florist’s son handed the teacher a gift.
She shook it, lifted it, and said, “I bet I know what it is – there are flowers!”
“Correctly!” shouted the little boy.
Then the candy store owner’s daughter handed the teacher a gift.
She held it up, shook it, and said, “I bet I know what it is – it’s a box of candy!”
“That’s right!” shouted the little girl.
The next gift came from the liquor store owner’s son, Little Johnny.
The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking.
She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it.
“Is it the wine?” she asked.
“No,” replied little Johnny.
The teacher touched another drop to her tongue. “Is it champagne? She asked.
“No,” he replied.
Finally, the teacher said, “I’m giving up. What is it?”
Little Johnny replied, “A puppy!”
LOL!!!
Hope this joke makes you smile! Have a nice day!!
