A man asks,
“God, why did you make woman so beautiful?”
God responded, ”So you would love her.”
The man asks, “But God, why did you make her so dumb?”
God replied, “So she would love you.”
Banta called his friend Santa and told him that he recently met the woman of his dreams.
Now what should he do?
Santa said, “Send her some flowers and a card and invite her for a home-cooked meal.”
Banta liked the idea, so he invited the woman.
The day after the meal Santa calls Banta and asks about the meal.
Banta: “It was a flop idea.”
Santa: Didn’t the girl come to your house?
Banta: She did, but she refused to cook!
Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman.
The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to drop off, otherwise they were all going to fall.
They were not able to choose that person, but then the woman made a very touching speech.
She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because as a woman she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids, without ever getting anything in return.
As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping their hands.
An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: “woman without her man is nothing”.
The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly.
The men wrote: “Woman, without her man, is nothing.”
The women wrote: “Woman! Without her, man is nothing.”
